Can you get a s-x toy stuck inside of you?
Here is what you need to know, folx.
Hey babe,
Even if most of us don’t want to admit it, we’ve probably all worried that a sex toy might wind up disappearing inside of us with no hope of retrieval. You’ve likely heard the horror stories of ER doctors who pull decidedly not-body-approved objects from the rectums of people claiming they “just fell on that model of the Eiffel Tower.”
Look, buddy, you know you shoved it up your bum on purpose—and I promise you, the doctor knows you shoved it up your bum on purpose.
Jokes aside, this is actually a serious issue. People who are curious about how it might feel to have something in their buttholes often don’t have the proper sex education. If you grew up learning that sex was evil and putting things up your ass was a “sin” that automatically made you gay (wherein being gay is not an OK thing), you’re not going to walk yourself into a reputable sex toy boutique and ask for a proper anal toy. You’re going to grab the most non-painful-looking thing you can get your hands on and pop it on up the dirt road.
Then again, it is not just buttholes where this worry arises. People with vaginas (and the people who have sex with them) are often concerned a sex toy (or tampon, or NuvaRing, etc.) will go in and be lost forever. Again, this is the fault of the abhorrent standards of sex education we’re given in our formative years.
To be clear, there is no judgment whatsoever here. Yes, even if you’ve been to the ER and had your soccer trophy from 4th grade removed from your rectum, I’m definitely not judging. The aim is to provide a necessary service: a straightforward guide on what to do if a sex toy gets stuck inside you.
Party on, my curious folx.
When a Sex Toy Can Get Stuck
We need to begin with some simple knowledge about our anatomy and sex toys. Let’s start with the bum, because I think we all know that’s what we’re the most curious about.
The anus has two rings: one that you can control and one that you can’t.
Take a second to squeeze your butthole.
That tightening is the outer sphincter. Most people do not know about the second ring, the one you cannot control. And this is where we can get into trouble. Since you can squeeze your outer sphincter, it seems logical that someone would assume they could simply squeeze around a toy and prevent it from going in all the way.
But this notion is incorrect. The internal sphincter can “suck” a toy inside. It pulls it up and BOOM, it is gone. Trust me, this is a lot more common than you think. The thing is, the rectum leads to the large intestine, which is quite long and once a sex toy goes up it, it’s not easy to retrieve it.
And this is when you end up taking that embarrassing trip to the ER to have it removed.
That’s right, my friends. If the sex toy (or other object) you’re using disappears up the butt, it’s probably not coming back. This can be very dangerous. You’ll need to hit up the ER ASAP. But don’t worry, Auntie G has the information you need on how to avoid this nightmare scenario coming up.
When Sex Toys Can’t Get Stuck
Next on the anatomy docket: The vagina.
Unlike its cousin, the anus, the vagina is a closed system. The vaginal canal leads up to the cervix, which acts as a barrier to the womb. This means that anything you put up the vagina is not lost. With that being said, it can certainly be very scary (and even painful). Anyone who has ever wondered if they left a tampon in for multiple days will remember the intense nervousness it brings.
A toy toy can get “stuck” (kind of) if it is small and you push way, way up towards the cervix - not permanently, but it can definitely seem that way.
So, you’re totally validated and not alone if this has happened to you. The important thing to know, however, is that it is not gone forever. It’s critical that we understand this because thinking you’re going to wind up dead from toxic shock is not a fun feeling.
The question is: What the hell do you do to get it out?
Try this: Squat (you can always sit on the toilet if that’s easier) and gently bear down. Not too hard - just as if you’re going to take wee. This helps the toy begin to naturally move toward the vagina’s entrance. Your vagina doesn’t want things inside of it for extended periods of time and will aid in the process to remove a foreign body.
You can also insert two fingers inside of the vagina and see if you can fish it out. Having a partner to help with this can be easier, as they will have better access and reach. Don’t worry, it’s going to come out. I promise.
The Types of Toys to Use to Ensure Safe and Simple Removal
If you’re going to put something up the butt, it needs to be a toy made specifically for the butt. They are called butt plugs for a reason, after all.
Toys with a flared base are designed to be inserted and then stay where you put them. Always go for toys that have a flared base. You can also choose sex toys that have rings on the end or anal beads. These are still flared bases designed to prevent the toy from going all the way inside and getting lost.
Basically, anything that isn’t designed to go in the butt does not belong in the butt. Got it?
When it comes to vaginas, the only toys that might get stuck are small items like kegel balls or bullet vibrators.
Remember, simply squat and bear down to help the vagina push the toy out. If it’s being a bit finicky, give it a few minutes and try again. Do not panic.
If you want to avoid this scenario altogether, you can always stick with longer dildos and vibrators that aren’t capable of being entirely inserted, base to tip. You should use whatever makes you feel the most comfortable and feel the most pleasure.
Have fun, but always remember to play safe.
This week’s mantras:
I am whole.
I am responsible for my own orgasms.
I am so strong.
I will love myself.
I love you. Have a great week!
XOXO Auntie Gigi
Part of this newsletter originally appeared on TheBody.
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